Scope Instant Review: Epic

May 28, 2013  |  Posted by: The Scope

Well, the latest entry in the Scope Summer Movie Slam is a family affair. This time around, for the animated epic called…Epic, Shane conducts the review not with Jared and/or Adam, but with his lovely wife Carrie and his kick-ass kid, Audrey. It makes sense since Audrey is clearly the key demo for this film. It’s a guarantee they’ll discuss tiny leaf people, stunt celebrity voice casting, and realistic three-legged pugs. So, Scope business as usual.

Will Epic get some serious love or will it fall victim to the devastating triple Palmerslam™? You’ll just have to download this very special edition of The Scope Summer Movie Slam to find out. DO IT NOW!

The Scope Epic Instant Review may or may not get five stars and Pitbull does look a bit like a frog. Deal with it, Audrey.

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2 ¼ Stars – Epic

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Scope Instant Review: Fast & Furious 6

May 23, 2013  |  Posted by: The Scope

The Scope Summer Movie Slam asks a very tough question: Can Jared and Shane enjoy a super sneak preview of Fast & Furious 6 even though, between the two of them, they’ve seen only one F&F movie?

Well, you’ll have to listen to the latest Scope movie review and find out!

In this compelling miniature podcast, Jared (Dom) and Shane (Brian) discuss the multitude of car chases, the charisma of The Rock, and the deep, dead blue eyes of Paul Walker. Basically, there’s something here for everyone. You’d be crazy to not download this thing. So get to, won’t you?

The Scope Fast & Furious 6 Instant Review wants to find a 30-mile long runway and just taxi ’til the cows come home.

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2 Stars – Fast & Furious 6

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Scope Instant Review: Star Trek Into Darkness

May 20, 2013  |  Posted by: The Scope

The Scope 2013 Summer Movie Slam kicks off in high style with the return of J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek crew. Yes, we’re talking about the super humongous blockbuster Star Trek Into Darkness. This film has it all: pointy ears, a young Starfleet captain eager to disobey orders, and a nasty villain that’s really good with shooting big guns. Oh, and a whole lot of transporter mischief.

But the real question is this: will Jared and Shane love this movie as much as the first or will it be “logical” to send a little hate its way? You’ll only find out if you listen (or if you scroll to the bottom of this post. We put the star rating right there. Seriously, just a couple lines below this.)

The Scope Star Trek Into Darkness instant review wanted more space whales along with a dash of Winona Ryder. RIP Spock’s mommy.

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3 ½ Stars – Star Trek Into Darkness

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Scope Instant Review: G.I. Joe: Retaliation

April 1, 2013  |  Posted by: The Scope

The slightly more Tatum-ier, newly 3D-converted sequel to 2009’s G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is here, and Shane and Jared channel their inner child (they share one — it’s weird, don’t bring it up) to tackle G.I. Joe: Retaliation for The Scope’s Spring Film Fling. Why does a film based on a Hasbro line of toys carry enough clout to merit two scores? You’ll have to listen to know. And knowing is half the battle. The other half is cheesecake. This battle is delicious!

The Scope G.I. Joe: Retaliation review will gladly swing your unconscious body from the mountaintops.

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1 ½ Stars / 3 Stars – G.I. Joe: Retaliation

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Scope Instant Review: Olympus Has Fallen

March 22, 2013  |  Posted by: The Scope

Spring has sprung (only technically; it’s still a cold and snowy wasteland here), and so begins a new season of movies. The Scope’s Spring Film Fling is off with a bang as we tackle a film that’s been described as “Die Hard in the White House.” We find out if the description is appropriate, and whether you really can cram in a bunch of Greek mythology names into a script without sounding silly. Guest host Earl is also along for the ride.

The Scope Olympus Has Fallen review would never play a game of Eff Off with you and have you go first.

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2 ½ Stars – Olympus Has Fallen

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Scope Instant Review: Zero Dark Thirty

January 11, 2013  |  Posted by: The Scope

The Scope Winter Film Binge is back and better than ever! This latest edition is all about Kathryn Bigelow’s Zero Dark Thirty. It’s a grim and gritty look at the hunt for Bin Laden.

But if there’s one thing you won’t be hunting for in this audio review is Adam…because, for the first time in the Binge, he’s part of the team. That’s right, your favorite third wheel is in on the discussion and, boy, does he have things to say. Some of it is even relevant to the film.

So get to downloading and learn The Scope’s take on an early Oscar favorite.

The Scope Zero Dark Thirty review likes the fact that Burt Macklin was on the case. America salutes you, Agent.

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3 ¼ Stars – Zero Dark Thirty

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Scope Instant Review: Life of Pi

January 7, 2013  |  Posted by: The Scope

Bring on 2013 and the continuation of The Scope’s Winter Film Binge! This time around, Jared, Shane, Carrie, and Lil’ Scoper Audrey take on the tragic story of a slice of french silk, lost at sea with only an angry piece of red velvet cake to keep him company.

Of course, we’re talking about Ang Lee’s visual masterpiece (and Oscar bait) Life of Pi. Yes, this adaptation of the very spiritual 2001 book is oh so pretty, but does it have what it takes to impress our Scope film board? You’ll just have to do a little downloading and find out.

So get to it, won’t you?

The Scope Life of Pi review knows Ang Lee’s Hulk is the one true Hulk, always and forever.

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2 Stars – Life of Pi

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Scope Instant Review: Les Misérables

December 25, 2012  |  Posted by: The Scope

The latest entry in The Scope’s Winter Film Binge nearly killed Jared and Shane with over two hours of constant singing. Yes, we’re talking about the cinematic adaptation of a bunch of french dudes’ Les Misérables. Jackman, Crowe, and Hathaway singtalk their way through the trials and tribulations of early 19th century France. What that means is a lot of revolution, creepy prostitutes, and crawling through fecal rivers. Perfect subject matter for a Christmas day release! (At least no one from the cast of Girlfriends had a cameo in the film.)

Download this instant review and find out if Jared and Shane walked out of the theater feeling mighty or miserable. (Hint: it’s miserable. But that’s what makes it fun, everyone!)

The Scope Les Misérables review would never clap after someone finishes a song in a movie. They can’t hear you, people.

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1 Stars – Les Misérables

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Scope Instant Review: Warm Bodies

December 23, 2012  |  Posted by: The Scope

We’re way ahead of the curve on this one as we were treated to an early screening of the forthcoming zombie rom-com Warm Bodies. This film doesn’t release until February, 1 2013, but our opinion is bound by no such schedule. Sitting in for Adam and Shane is Carrie, sometime Scope guest and full-time Scope wife — not to say she’s married to the entirety of The Scope or that marriage to Shane occupies all her time… oh, forget it. Just listen!

The Scope Warm Bodies review would definitely rub its fluids on your face before leading you through the zombie hordes to safety.

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3 Stars – Warm Bodies

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Scope Instant Review: Jack Reacher

December 21, 2012  |  Posted by: The Scope

Much like Tom Cruise, The Scope is back in theaters (like Tom Cruise, just like we said earlier in the sentence) with another review for the Winter Film Binge. This time around, it’s the aforementioned Cruise’s latest action/thriller, Jack Reacher. Crazy couch-jumping/Oprah-electrocuting Tom plays a super (former) military detective trying to solve a most vicious crime. And the lesson learned from this film is simple: two dudes attacking a guy in a bathtub will only lead to a Three Stooges scene. But with slightly more forced headbutts.

So what did Jared and Shane think of this film, exactly? You’ll have to download this podcast and find out, homeys.

The Scope Jack Reacher review wouldn’t chew off fingers for anybody.

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1 ¾ Stars – Jack Reacher

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