Scope Special Edition: Transformers: Dark of the Moon Movie Review

More than meets my ass. Ener-junk. Sh*t sandwich. These are only a few of ways to describe the latest Michael Bay film, Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

Yes, Mr. Bay is back with another 2+ hours of ADD-infused action, racist/homophobic/xenophobic scripting, and tonally-confused movie-making. This film has learned nothing from the past mistakes of the first two outings (unless you count *more* stereotyping, less Optimus Prime, and an even greater focus on the human side of the story…because that’s what Transformers should be about: the human story.)

Luckily, Jared and Shane sat through this mess so you don’t have to. And trust The Scope: YOU DON’T WANT TO SIT THROUGH THIS MOVIE. But you will want to sit through the official review for Transformers 3, because it is epic. And it keeps it real. The boys break down the entire film, Scope style. Since they do it immediately after it ends, you can guarantee the wounds are fresh, deep, and festering. So take a few minutes, fire up the podcast, and roll out. It’s a good one, Scope Faithful.

The Scope Transformers: Dark of the Moon movie review special believes Megan Fox might be the smartest chick on the planet right now.

¼ Stars – Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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One Comment on “Scope Special Edition: Transformers: Dark of the Moon Movie Review”
  1. Kevthulhu said:
    June 28th, 2011 12:57 PM

    Excellent review, although I did not hear the phrase “It sucked like a Dyson.” I really like these instant reviews and hope you’ll be doing more.

    Will SpielBay be responding formally to your review?