Mai Tais and Salads on the beach!

What? Carrie doesn’t need me? That hurts…

Spider-man is dead to me. Everything that made him cool is gone. The Tom Cruise Song rocked. I want to get a picture of me with Adam’s Kick-Ball team.

I love it! A contest to make the show longer! Jess is a great Judge. John ‘Keeps It Real’. Carrie is going to make Shane ‘Not Win’. That wasn’t nice pulling a fast one on Jared. Is Shane’s cold slowing him down? “I CAN SMELL THE SAND”!!! I really liked ‘The Final Countdown’ It’s like a big budget ‘The Twilight Zone’ episode.

Was the beer and pizza study paid for by Pizza Hut with a grant from Schlitz?

‘Kingdom Come’ made that Jesus thing popular. Superman’s only as Jesus as we write the fictional character. Superman may not be gay, but the new movie will be.

Shane and Carrie need their own show.

The damn Diapers. I’ve got nothing good to say about James Cameron. I saw the first episode of ‘Entouage’ before it ws on. (Special Sneek Peek) And did not like it, but I’d give it another try, due to The Scope’s positive reviews.

Piven ruled in PCU, but he sucks now because he MAY be dating Katie Couric, the influenza of television.

Al is saving me LOTS of money with his clever segment. Keep that one coming!

Superman Returns. I want to like this movie. But I can’t find a reason to. Kevin Smith was the best hope and I hate Kevin Smith. Adam is right. That Documentary is good. The movie’s going to look great, but the story seems to go no where. Wait and see I guess. Can’t wait for ‘Strangers With Candy’ movie!

NO! It’s not ‘Unlimited’ it’s the real Season Two. Unlimited Season one hits in September.

Neil ‘Gay-Man’?

There some comments for you! Happy?

Great fun guys! Keep up the good work!

I thought the show was up to par. I liked how Jess’ unscripted use of profanity trumped Adams scripted use of profanity as the first (at least to my knowledge)use of FCC banned words.

The Glib song was grade A.

As for “Hit the Post”, my scorecard had the two opponents a lot closer than the 25-20 score given by the judges, yet I give the judges props for their entertainment value. Carrie shouldn’t be so negative to Shane.

The never-formed Roy Smalley Super Kickers kickball team also has a yahtzee twist to its team name. Rolling a “Roy Smalley” is slang for rolling a small straight. If anyone is curious what a “Jerome” is, you will have to contact me to find out.

Shane, your voice sounded great with the cold. I think it was SEXY & HOT!!!

I always cross my legs. Gotta keep the boys snug. Keeps them outta trouble.

I just want to clarify my votes for the “Hit the post” show. It was very close. Shane & Jared were only one point apart. They both pulled off some good improv. Which is better than I could ever do. It was like trying to judge Shadoe Stevens and Wolfman Jack!
How do you even try to do something like that?!

Since I am the only member of the triangle of authority who has not commented yet, I shall do my civic duty now. Shane, your challenge is accepted. This time I might even prepare.

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