Earl’s nickname is “Sparkles”.

And I do remember opening ceremony. It was entertaining. But fat men with mullets should learn about diction. I couldn’t understand a damn word mullet boy was saying. And horrible… HORRIBLE performances like that require me to drink more.

On a side note, that performance was the epitomy of why conventions scare people. Horrible performance, but surrounded by people who know the words better than the artist, and are singing along(actually more yelling along), and you can’t understand the performer on-stage, and you can’t understand the people that are yelling along. I’m sorry, no matter where you are ,that isn’t fun. And then add in the people that are giving you dirty looks because you aren’t liking mullet boy… That is not a fun experience.

But other than the bad performance I did have a good time. Sorry Shane. You caught me during the mullet boy performance(and I don’t care what mullet boys name is, or how much I get flamed by people that like him, but he will always be mullet boy to me.)

I will admit that I did start drinking to take the edge off, but I was fine by opening ceremony.

But what put me over, was the frakkin’ klingons. They poured me a drink in their suite from a concoction they made, and gave me a half cup of it, but before handing it over ,they realized I was a con newbie and proceeded to pour a little bit from every bottle they had on their table. I can’t tell you what was in all of them, but one was definitely jaegermeister. And they then were able to give me a full glass. And that’s all she wrote.

But thank you to the Justice League room. They were good eggs… what I remember.

And I think I am going to Convergence, but I’m still not dressing up. And speaking of dressing up, why are a number of(not all of) fat people at conventions obsessed with wearing clothes that are too tight for them? I’m sorry, fat people and spandex don’t mix. That’s true in the real world, and should also be considered true for convention world.

I also refuse to refer to Luke Ski as “great”. He is the “moderately talented Luke Ski”.

And Jared, how can drinking on Friday bring your score down? Yuo had fun. admit it.

Adam should go to Convergence with us. I’ll bring the alcohol.

Happy to Angela and Jared.

And Adam, congratulations on the new job.

Ben

Now I feel creepy.

I like pretending we have no listeners, so that I can say whatever retarded shit I want and don’t feel creepy about it after.

And this is why I won’t let Mandy get The Internet ™.

Have a few other comments but I shall leave it at that.

THUMBS DOWN!